Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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