the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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