my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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