it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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