I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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