So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
