well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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