idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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