It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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