no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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