So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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