Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
