today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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