Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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