i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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