Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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