We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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