Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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