How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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