Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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