I have demons in me.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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