we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Please don't give away my fajitas
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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