No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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