it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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