sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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