out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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