just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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