Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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