I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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