I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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