they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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