She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The ass gains better be worth it
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