We're like a lot better than the average bears
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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