Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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