i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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