I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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