i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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