I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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