If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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