dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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