I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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