After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
you had me at cake vodka
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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