Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
FUCK WHALES
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