woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
this will be a night to untag.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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