What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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