so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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