He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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