Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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