Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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