Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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