I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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