Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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