I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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