I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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