apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I think people are normalizing furries
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