My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes