You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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