So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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